July 31, 2020

Queen of Swords

Filed under: Day Gun — Tags: , — Michael Dagen @ 12:56 am
such royalty you don't even have to try
your layers of beauty beholds my eye

you showed up in a reading long ago
I wrote a song then, destiny knows

the future doesn't have to be alone
a comedy now we choose to hold

each other or be left unknown
until the next fleeting disgrace

your smell lingers here
my favorite of all the tastes

wastes until awaken day
when fear is gone and play can stay

damaged goods we are right now
love you and your limpy dog meow

Day Gun

July 26, 2020

Bubble Boy

Filed under: Day Gun — Tags: , — Michael Dagen @ 5:11 am
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Oh little bubble boy, big brother will protect you
The world is a scary place, but never let fear upset you.

You see, gradually we build up your immunity to pain
by slowly and persistently desensitizing you to the insane.

Right from the start, to protect you from a full boner,
we cut off the tip of your dick and give it to foreskin donors.

Won't be long after and we'll inject you with needles
full of heavy metals mixed with unwanted baby cells
this is to save you.

Oh did you catch a fever and ear infection,
here are some anti-bodies to destroy your gut protection.

Shhh shhh... why won't you stop crying,
after the ads your favorite murderous cartoon will resume lying.

Now you are copping such an attitude
double your fluoride tablets until you find gratitude.

You know we know what's best for your teeth
we'll drip this toxic waste into your water for relief.

Now you're all grown up but you still seem so sad
take these anti-depressants and be like your dad.

Oh oh,
oh oh
have you heard
there's a new virus in town and it came from the birds.

We're gonna have to lock this place down
put on a mask so we don't see your frown.

This is the new normal what can I say
just follow along or there'll be hell to pay.

Day Gun

July 25, 2020

Assumption Bus

Filed under: Day Gun — Tags: , — Ralph E. Cook @ 9:19 pm
Dark forces’ party favor, evacuate yourself with should behavior. 
This is a poem to trip up your feed.
What channels are really safe to believe.
I know not what to trust, but inner God self is a must.
I love you nuts in the assumption bus, what’s all the fuss with saying you’re nuts.
Truly test your investments before you buy in,
corruption abound to deceive us dear friend.

Day Gun

July 24, 2020

Diaper Face

Filed under: Day Gun — Tags: , — Michael Dagen @ 8:56 am

Dear Gov Walz,

While reusable diapers are nice, to be clear I fear it won’t be enough to stop the bullshit squirting from your face. A disgrace: you, now the state and anyone who capitulates with this masquerade.

Day Gun

July 3, 2020

Open 4 Beeswax!

Filed under: Hollyhock Hewitt — Tags: , — Michael Dagen @ 6:48 pm
Hollyhock Hewitt Bed & Breakfast


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