{"id":12881,"date":"2025-01-10T00:12:00","date_gmt":"2025-01-10T06:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/?p=12881"},"modified":"2026-01-04T07:39:54","modified_gmt":"2026-01-04T13:39:54","slug":"hello-surprise-544","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/?p=12881","title":{"rendered":"Hello Surprise #544"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/marmot.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" src=\"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/marmot.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5668\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse has-white-background-color has-background\">couple gophers<br>first wave of spies<br>let\u2019s guess these gen Xers<br>hello surprise <br><br>queer dark haired brit <br>satanist in Tel Aviv <br>thinks he\u2019s alone <br>for him my poems not funny<br><br>straight blond yank <br>atheist living Dubuque  <br>has better taste <br>cracks smiles laughs too<br><br>now who\u2019d a thunk it <br>zoom owned by Mossod <br>what the fuck are you doing <br>working as evil pawns.<br><br><br>Day Gun<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>couple gophersfirst wave of spieslet\u2019s guess these gen Xershello surprise queer dark haired brit satanist in Tel Aviv thinks he\u2019s alone for him my poems not funnystraight blond yank atheist living Dubuque has better taste cracks smiles laughs toonow who\u2019d a thunk it zoom owned by Mossod what the fuck are you doing working as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[160],"tags":[231,872],"class_list":["post-12881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-day-gun","tag-day-gun","tag-hello-surprise"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12881"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14020,"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12881\/revisions\/14020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}