{"id":13605,"date":"2025-08-19T09:41:16","date_gmt":"2025-08-19T14:41:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/?p=13605"},"modified":"2026-04-10T19:38:13","modified_gmt":"2026-04-11T00:38:13","slug":"record-breaking-retards-600","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/?p=13605","title":{"rendered":"Record Breaking Retards #600"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3393-scaled.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3393-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13606\" srcset=\"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3393-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3393-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3393-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse has-white-background-color has-background\">rulers of rat maze realities <br>are record breaking retards (rbrs)<br><br>sure incest could be blamed <br>maybe drugs <br>child sacrificed demon meals<br>even astrology an escape goat <br><br>impotent alien outsiders <br>strange screen activated cults<br>sex addict porno perverts<br>peddling homosexual <br>cursed venom vaccines <br><br>throwing time away <br>we wrench fling<br>da machine <br><br>top secret:  <br>destroy rbrs <br>not by becoming one <br>but by playing with others <br>against evil<br><br>so play on Edanians <br><br>and when birds sing activation song<br>snap out of silly sleep trance<br><br>serving Truth<br>can be like:<br>4 layers of underwear <br>a spray painted chest macho man <br>battling time traveling <br>robo orange man bads <br>while causing orgasmic cataclysms <br>with snap<br>of finger.<br><br><br>Day Gun<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>rulers of rat maze realities are record breaking retards (rbrs)sure incest could be blamed maybe drugs child sacrificed demon mealseven astrology an escape goat impotent alien outsiders strange screen activated cultssex addict porno pervertspeddling homosexual cursed venom vaccines throwing time away we wrench flingda machine top secret: destroy rbrs not by becoming one but by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[160],"tags":[231,902],"class_list":["post-13605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-day-gun","tag-day-gun","tag-record-breaking-retards"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13605"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13605\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14246,"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13605\/revisions\/14246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abandonedscoutcamp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}